"THE DOLLIT" Is Here

"I am The Dollit... There can be no shield without The Dollit" this is the first contact that i had with the dollit. that was what he said. the dollit is better than everyone else. he is approximately 70% better than everyone at everything i tested him on. he will make everything better. i am pretty sure that the dollit comes from way out in outer space. he has the face of jesus in his throat, the body of godzilla and he has the tentacles of an octopus. so far today, the dollit has already ran the 3 minute mile, made a fruit juice, and done all of the ironing. he talks without moving his lips. apparently he gets all of his power from top 40 radio. there are a few other important bits of information that you should know about the dollit. he is always in capital letters and the letters are always bigger than anyone elses, and there are always lots of exclamation marks after his name. as yet, i am not totally clear on the whole shield thing but i guess the dollit will let us know when the time is right.