What I Saw Today

Today i saw three michael jackson's and they were all dancing while they walked. one old lady said something to one of them and he kicked her in the face and the other ones did the moon-walk and stepped on her hand because she fell over. then the michael jackson's started to fly around and they all held hands and then i saw bono and he was doing an interview. the interviewer asked him how he was doing and i couldn't understand what bono said. something about the triple-jump maybe. bono should have a tv sit-com about how cool he is. he should star in it and play all the characters. i think lots of people would watch it, and the theme song would rule.

one of the michael jackson's was eating a salad.